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MOVIE REVIEW: AGNEEPATH

Today I bring to you the review of a bollywood movie which claims that it will save the sinking ship that is bollywood. AGNEEPATH which was released on Republic Day is the remake of the 1990 classic of the same name. Does it live up to its old glory or does it fall short.? Find out below.


WHAT ITS ABOUT: The story revolves around Vijay(Hritik Roshan) who is a kid from a small island town Mandva. Much like the old movie, the villain Kancha China(Sanjay Dutt) kills Vilay's father which sends Vilay on a quest for revenge. Priyanka Chopra plays Kaali, the love interest. Rishi kapur plays Rauf lala, a drug lord. Throughout the movie, Vijay struggles with his various relationships all the while trying to get to Kancha China.


WHATS GOOD: First of all Arish Bhiwandiwala the kid who plays 12 year old Vijay has performed better than any other character. Unlike other movies where the childhood scene is short, here the child almost gets an hour of screen time. Om Puri is great as always in the role of the aged super-cop. Sanjay Dutt has Awesome presence on screen and looks Huge. At times the audience cheers when he shows up. Rishi Kapur who is known as the cute, cuddly little romantic hero plays a convincingly menacing and disgust-invoking villain.


WHATS BAD: Hritik Roshan doesnt do what he does best- Dance. His credibility as a street-smart, tough guy, action hero is zero. Even While fighting he looks like he is dancing. I understand that he has massive shoes(literally) to fill but he just doesnt look convincing. None of the dialogues are worth mentioning. Sanjay dutt's dialogues dont make sense at all. Priyanka Chopra is so Awful that I dont even remember a single thing she says except something about how she wants to dress up so much that every man in the world will flirt with her. People cheer when she gets hurt. The movie is too long and seems to drag on forever. People cheered for Chikni Chameli but I find Katrina Kaif's Vibrating down right Weird. Like any Karan Johar movie, it has a lot of unnecessary Rona-Dhona. It makes you sad instead of bringing joy.


VERDICT: This is a poor man's replacement to the original 'Agneepath'. Quite frankly Hritik Roshan cant shine Amitabh Bachchan's shoes let alone fill them. Its not entirely a bad movie but most of the time it will bore you like hell and if you do goto see this movie make sure you have a decent supply of food because you may starve..!

Mere Brother Ki Dulhan (scathing) Movie Review

Here I am with my third blog about a movie I saw yesterday. Lets get right down to it..

WHAT ITS ABOUT:-
Do I really need to explain this ? Mere Brother Ki Dulhan, Bhabhi in short is what the title suggests its about a guy who falls in love with his bro's bride to be. You expect that coz youre going to watch a hindi movie, of-course Anybody can(and will) fall in love with Anybody. If guy can love an alien(Jaane kahan se ayi hai), if an autistic man can fall in love with a woman(My Name is khan) and if a male robot can fall in love with a real woman(Robot) then its only "logical" for a guy to love and marry his sister in law. So kush(imran khan) tries to set up the marriage of Luv(Ali zafar) and Dimple(Katrina kaif) setting up his own marriage with Dimple all the while.

WHATS GOOD:-
To be honest, I really cant think of anything good about this movie but I can tell you that 90% of the people in the audience were only there to see Katrina kaif "Drink a bidi". Yes, thats the type of audience it attracts.

WHAT'S BAD:-
EVERYTHING. Same story as any other hindi movie ever made. Boys meets girl, they flirt for the rest of the movie, say I love you and get married in the end. This movie has two of these brilliant love stories so two times the fun...!!(sarcasm) Anyway the story has more holes in it than a machardaani. It a hindi movie so it defies all logic and reason. The lead characters have acted Horribly especially Ali zafar. Ali, youre a singer, bro. Stick what you do best. NONE of the scenes are funny. People in this movie dont speak, they SHOUT. It gets very annoying and you cant even sleep in the theatre because of the noise. Not to mention There is obnoxious dhol sound everywhere in the movie.

VERDICT:-
I would definitely go to see this movie...........if youre retarded. Or if youre one of those people who wants to see Katrina "drink a bidi".

Disclaimer: I did not go to see this movie by myself, I was forcibly taken but I did not pay a single paisa for it.
 

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